Resident Evil: Extinction

Year Released: 2007
Main Stars: Milla Jovovich (“mooltipass!”)
Last watched: May 2011
Number Watches: 2

Not surprisingly this is about zombies.

It’s glossy and well made and has lots of fights in dark rooms with shiny torches and decaying zombies. But you knew that.

Milla looks the part and her startling eyes really add to the ethereality. (see what I did there?) She makes it a fun show, just as she has with the rest of the Resident Evils. Good looking and wearing unnecessary stockings and suspenders, what more could any male or feminist want?

The other participants in her story are not important and look like it. No oscar performances here and the effects, while ok, dont make much to write home – or here – about. The monsters are the monsters and the human pathos is the human pathos.

Eventually you get a glimpse of the arcade style game it all stems from with creepy, running around dark corridors stuff and the inevitable big, bad boss who cant be killed.

Very predictable bit of fun. Take a bite and enjoy the taste but don’t lose sleep over it.

Keep DVD?
No.
Watch if on TV?
Not more than once.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Snog Milla, dump the rest.

Year Released: 2007
Main Stars: Milla Jovovich (“mooltipass!”)
Last watched: May 2011
Number Watches: 2

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About Simon Trail

I'm just another film watcher with an opinion.
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