Dr Who : The Movie

Year Released: 1996
Main Stars: Paul McGann, Eric Roberts
Last watched: August 2011
Number Watches: 2

Oh, no. I mean…. (stands in middle of dark road in the rain with hands on cheeks looking at the sky and shouting)… WHY??? OH, UNIVERSE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??

Is it bad? Crikey, yes. But what’s worse is having to sit through it a second time so I could honestly say I’d watched it properly. The first time I may have been under the influence of youthful stupidity.

Bad is such a small word. What about ‘BAD’ in mile high letters with warning stickers all over?

How do I put this…. DO…..NOT….WATCH. STAY AWAY FROM THE TELLY BOX.

Paul over acts, the Tardis is an inert box better used for bill posters and I still don’t know why anyone would hire Eric. I suppose he does look like a freaky monster even without the makeup.

If you ever find yourself wanting to see this dross, take a trip backwards in time and shoot yourself in the face.

Keep DVD?
Oh, No.
Watch if on TV?
NO NO NO.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Can I go back in time and unwatch this? That’s sarcasm for ‘avoid like a jobby stick’

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