Year Released: 2004
Main Stars: Halle Berry, Halley Berry’s bum, Halle Berry’s neat figure, um….. Sharon Stone
Last watched: October 2011
Number Watches: 3

“Cat got your tongue?”

Halle has a great body and it’s a hip-swinging extravaganza here. But it’s also a crap script that seems to have been dragged from the kitty-litter. Apart from some obvious computerised Halles it’s also got the feel of a made for TV movie. Perhaps it’s the lighting or maybe the choice of supporting actors. Or maybe it’s the really awful action scenes that are cut so tight you couldnt get a cat’s whisker between the dreadful puns and the obvious stuntwomen. It also induces eye-strain and boredom.

This is the pilot for a TV series that hasnt been made, not a large movie. The attempt is clearly to play on the girl-power image but it fails.

I do like Halle’s bod though.

Keep DVD?
I got the DVD and the extras are a bit naff so no.
Watch if on TV?

Nah. Not even for Halle. Sorry Halle.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Purrfectly Avoid.


About Simon Trail

I'm just another film watcher with an opinion.
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