Year Released: 2004
Last watched: December 2011
Review Date: December 2011
Number Watches: 1.5 (I won’t admit to more)
Santa wants a wife. Finds wife. There, you don’t need to see it now.
What? You think there’s something more to this? You think it’s not obvious? Here is the celluloid version of a box of chocolates for the ladies during the afternoon on a particularly horrible winter day.
Having said that, I stayed to watch it all the way through once. Perhaps I felt a bit girly. Perhaps. But Crystal is a bit of stuff underneath all the soft focus and eighties hair do. She also has a relaxed acting style that’s very appealing.
Steve is just a leathery, bag of old person. You either vegetate in front of this as I did (was I feeling ill? Can’t remember) or turn over and watch some home video re-run.
It’s classy, mid-afternoon tripe.
Watch if on TV?
Not unless you are trying to look fluffy and vulnerable for someone.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?