Conair

Year Released: 1997
Main Stars: Nicholas Cage, John Cusak, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi
Last watched:
May 2012
Review Date: May 2012
Number Watches: 3

“Put the bunny back in the box.”

So crap and so over the top that it’s wonderful, like a big orange flame logo the entire length of a car.

Nicholas is awful, he always is. Is there anything he can do except scowl? But, given that he’s scowling and trying to be all meaningful but really just looks ridiculous, it’s exactly what’s needed – Mr Southern America with his large chest and straggly hair. Perfect.

In fact, apart from John, everyone else acts like they’re in a panto. Guess they meant it though cause the budget is massive. Hercules aircraft, military helicopters, explosions, the works.

How can I tell you what fun this is? Even the third time around. You have to watch it, honest.

Keep DVD?
You know what? I might just do that. I… sorry, thought about it for a second there and the answer is defo no.
Watch if on TV?
Yup, nearly every time. It’s another winter movie. Comfy like hot chocolate.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Snog. Mind you, there’s no point thinking this movie will take precautions so better bring your own.

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