Conan The Barbarian

Year Released: 2011
Main Stars: Stephen Lang, Jason Momoa, Ron Perlman, Rose McGowan, Rachel Nichols
Last watched: August 2012
Review Date: August 2012
Number Watches: 1

I read the Conan books and the comics, alright? The Savage Sword of Conan is so good. Arnie was nearly the right Conan but the film was something else, not the right thing at all.

Now we have this pile of TV show rubbish. This is an episode of Xena with a touch of Clash of the Titans. The direction is overly dramatic, the effects are sometimes rough and occaisionally awful. Mostly though there has been some need to put  a storyline in there about Conan’s past.

I got fed up with it. Really.

Keep DVD?
By Crom – no.
Watch if on TV?
No.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Avoid. Arnie is still Conan.

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There has long been a tradition that a knight will show a crest and / or motto of his family. I shall endeavour to provide such a distinguishing and immediately descriptive thingy over my management of this site. Please be patient. Or Doctor if you're David Tennent.
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