Season Of The Witch

Year Released: 2011
Main Stars: Nicolas Cage, Ron Perlman, Claire Foy
Last watched: January 2013
Review Date: January 2013
Number Watches: 1
Format Watched: DVD

“We are going to need more holy water.”

Nicholas picks some really awful films. In my opinion he also had only one act. Both of these qualities have made it to this flick.

Apart from the very, very end where there’s a monster, there is nothing else worth watching. Even the monster’s a bit rubbish.

Claire is nice to look at but her talents arn’t released.

Nah. There’s no season for this in any year…ever.

DVD Extras: Making of. S’ok.

Keep DVD?
Good grief no.

Watch if on TV?
You’ll try it for about 20 mins then wonder why you’ve lasted that long!

Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Avoid.

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