Order of the Grail (Captain Thunder)

Year Released: 2011
Main Stars: no idea.
Last watched: December 2012
Review Date: December 2012 (found it on the computer, unsaved! Haven’t touched it so still valid as a contemporary review to my watching the movie)
Number Watches: 1
Format Watched: DVD

Also known as captain thunder, it’s a storm of awful.

Ok, that was a cheap joke but Cap Thunder and his big Grail is definitely a waste of time. Not awful like a badly made film as it’s been put together rather well for what looks to be a small budget but awful as in a movie you want to stop watching after ten minutes. Honestly.

Locations and costumes are great and some of the acting equals that of Hercules, Xena and even Buffy, although with some incredibly pants side kick buffoonery. Plot however is sub-dull and with so many strange flurries of magical fantasy that it all gets very kid-friendly and dull.

Mr smooth face hero also gets annoying within seconds of his appearance. It’s for kids of about 5 to 10 year old.

Seems that it’s a Spanish TV movie based, as far as I can find out, on a comic. I didn’t investigate much more though as I don’t really care. This one is not for me.
DVD Extras: no.

Keep DVD?
No

Watch if on TV?
No

Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Holy no!

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