And what about all these people who get some kind of app that counts the pancakes they’ve eaten or the number of dumps they’ve taken? The app is fine up to the point where it spits out all the results to Facebook every five minutes. Oh, yeah, i really want to know that someone else has run for 4 kilometers in 30 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure its a great achievement but being brutally honest, I DONT CARE. Someone once said that I should think of all the people who DO care and who ardently want to know about his various jogging routes. I asked which people exactly and he said he hadn’t had any specific replies but everyone on his Facebook friends list was getting these newsflashes and no one had complained. I suggested that they were being polite or had found a way to block him. His dismay was satisfying.