Monster Island

Year Released: 2004
Main Stars: Carmen Electra, Adam West
Last watched: December 2013
Review Date: December 2013
Number Watches: 1
Format Watched: TV

Carmen is beautiful, Adam is Adam, the rest is awful.

Leave it alone and let the cream get rid of it.

Keep DVD?
Joking, right? They have a DVD that can cope with this? Toilet paper, maybe.

Watch if on TV?
No no no no no.

Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Avoid. No, make that extinguish from memory.

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