The Watch

Year Released: 2012
Main Stars:  Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade
Last watched (no pub intended): June 2015
Review Date: June 2015
Number Watches (not ‘Watches’ like they talk about here, just, you know, the number of times I’ve watched it): 1
Format Watched (again, not, uh, you know, the ‘watch’ in the title of the film, but the, uh…you know what? forget I even mentioned it): TV

“She married you, not your jizz”

Apart from the sheer audacity of some of Vince’s lines, the rest is dull and with the budget and stars available it must have taken an incredible scripts writer and director to make this one so boring.

Ben is flaccid, Vince is over-compensating for his small part and Jonah and Richard are just there to make up the numbers. Not worth the effort of opening your eyes.


Keep DVD?

No
Watch if on TV?
No
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Avoid

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