Whiteout


Year Released: 2009
Main Stars: Kate Beckinsale (    from heaven… or maybe not 😉    ), Gabriel Macht ( from Suits ), Tom Skerritt ( from Alien ) 
Last watched: October 2015
Review Date: November 2015
Number Watches: 1
Format Watched: TV

Kate. Oh, Kate. Mmm, Kate.

Honestly, it’s a B-movie without her, B+ movie with her.

Obviously this is clear to the director and producer as well since within minutes of her first appearance on screen she is stripped to her white, tight underwear and thence to a shower. Gratuitous? I’ll say. No matter how many times I watched that scene, I didn’t get any more understanding of the plot.

Anyway, the production values were still excellent and I could believe in the snow and storms, it was just the script that was decidedly average. not even Dallas from Alien or him from Suits could add anything.

Not Kate’s finest moment but she still has a fantastic body.


Keep DVD?

No.
Watch if on TV?
No.
Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Avoid.

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About Simon Trail

I'm just another film watcher with an opinion.
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