Horsemen

Year Released: 2009
Main Stars: Dennis Quaid, Ziyi Zhang, Lou Taylor Pucci           
Review Date: November 2016
Last watched: November 2016
Number Watches: 1
Format Watched: TV

Horror channel movie. Not intense horror, just  a bit of not-so-nice. S’alright but a bit slow and tries to be serious at the expense of pace.

Dennis is holding on here and although a good actor, he’s got very little to work with. Script isn’t bad, just very light and relies heavily on the actors to make it all deep and physiological. The direction is mediocre at best with lack-lustre production all round. Feels a bit like someone wanted to make a thriller, knew what they wanted to see in the gruesome bits but didn’t know how to fill in between.

Wait for the next one.

Watchability (once, twice, etc.)
Nope.
Keep DVD?
No.
Watch if on TV?
No.
Hug, Snog, Marry, Avoid?
Didn’t get it’s hooks into me. Avoid.

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