Category Archives: Crap

Reserved for those that cannot be allowed to taint the screen by an appearance. I beg you, go watch paint dry or anything else, just stay away from this utter rubbish.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Year Released: 2016 Main Stars: Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams  Review Date: March 2017 Last watched: March 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: DVD What a load of rubbish. A clear cash-in on comic hero movies and an attempt by DC to do … Continue reading

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Ultraviolet

Year Released: 2006 Main Stars: Milla Jovovich, Nick Chinlund Last watched: September 2015 Review Date: September 2015 Number Watches: 2 Format Watched: TV Ultradull. One of these like Sin City where it’s heavily into green screen graphics and Japanese styling. Lots of nice camera angles … Continue reading

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The Man With The Iron Fists

Year Released: 2012 Main Stars: Russell Crow, Lucy Liu, some other dudes. Last watched: January 2015 Review Date: January 2015 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched:DVD Another 1960’s style ‘Grindhouse’ movie from Quentin. Another indulgence and attempt to catch the mood … Continue reading

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Aliens 3

Year Released: 1992 Main Stars: Sigourney Weaver, Charles S Dutton, Charles Dance Last watched: June 2014 Review Date: August 2014 Number Watches: 3ish Format Watched: DVD I keep telling myself that this is one of the Alien movies so I have to … Continue reading

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Monster Island

Year Released: 2004 Main Stars: Carmen Electra, Adam West Last watched: December 2013 Review Date: December 2013 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV Carmen is beautiful, Adam is Adam, the rest is awful. Leave it alone and let the cream … Continue reading

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Pacific Rim

Main Stars: Idris Elba, him from Torchwood, others. Last watched:  November 2013 Review Date:  November 2013 Date Watched: 1 Format Watched: TV Pacific rim job more like. Join Independence Day to Starship Troopers then remove everything that was vaguely fun. … Continue reading

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Nazi Zombies / Operation Nazi Zombies / Maplewoods

Year Released: 2003 Main Stars:  none Last watched:  September 2013 Review Date: September 2013 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: DVD Seriously, leave it alone. It’s a dreary student thing packaged like it’s a real film. Nothing against people learning how to make films but the packaging … Continue reading

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