Author Archives: Simon Trail

About Simon Trail

There has long been a tradition that a knight will show a crest and / or motto of his family. I shall endeavour to provide such a distinguishing and immediately descriptive thingy over my management of this site. Please be patient. Or Doctor if you're David Tennent.

The Last Airbender

Year Released: 2010 Main Stars: Noah Ringer, Nicola Peltz,Dev Patel , Jackson Rathbone             Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: May 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV (Cable) Everything falls into place eventually but to start with I got a strange feeling that … Continue reading

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What We Do In The Shadows

Year Released: 2014 Main Stars: Jemaine Clement, Jonny Brugh , Taika Waititi, Cori Gonzalez-Macuer, Ben Fransham, Rhys Darby Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: May 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV (Cable) “We’re werewolves not swearwolves!”  (thanks, Alex Arabian, good quote!) More Docu-comedy … Continue reading

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Fury

Year Released: 2014 Main Stars: Brad Pitt, Logan Lerman , Shia LaBeouf, Michael Peña,Jon Bernthal  Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: May 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV   Brad was born to be an good actor. He’s got a face that really focuses on … Continue reading

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Suicide Squad

Year Released: 2016 Main Stars: Will Smith, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie , Cara Delevingne          Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: April 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV (Cable) I listened to the hype and then the anti-hype. I should never do that. You … Continue reading

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Dr Strange

Year Released: 2016 Main Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch,  Chiwetel Ejiofor,  Rachel McAdams               Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: April 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: TV (Cable) A weird hero but a fun one to watch go on … Continue reading

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Logan

Year Released: 2017 Main Stars: Hugh Jackman,  Patrick Stewart,  Dafne Keen             Review Date: July 2017 Last watched: February 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: Cinema (2D) “It’s beside water” Old people being crotchety but with powers and shit. There … Continue reading

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T2 Trainspotting 2

Year Released: 2017 Main Stars: Ewan McGregor, Ewen Bremner, Jonny Lee Miller, Robert Carlyle, Anjela Nedyalkova  Review Date: July 2017 Last watched:February 2017 Number Watches: 1 Format Watched: Cinema (2D) “Spud!” “Choose life?” “She’s too young for you” Choose nostalgia as the … Continue reading

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